Braveheart (1995) – Come for the historical inaccuracy, stay for the Testosterone.
Three hours of guys in skirts beating each other up, and honestly, it’s better than whatever is on…
Movies
Send Help (2026) – The ultimate corporate downsizing, now with 100% more flying blood!
Raimi Returns to Roots with Tropical Terror as Rachel McAdams goes from Regina George to Bear Grylls, and…
Sunshine (2007) – It Burns!
Two hours of beautiful visuals obscured by a director who clearly forgot to steady his camera Apparently, in…
211 (2018) – See Nic Cage battle mercenaries, bad effects, and a whiny teenager!
If you love endless shootouts where nobody can aim, Ben Dover has found your new favorite disaster! If…
Mallrats (1995) – It turns out a garbage fire can be beautiful if you coordinate it just right.
A Blast from the Past (or a Blast of Something Else) Get ready to dust off your flannel…
Magnolia (1999): If you like frogs and emotional trauma, this is your Citizen Kane.
Hold onto your hats because we are diving into a three hour marathon of people crying and screaming…
The Running Man (2025): A movie so fast-paced, you’ll forget there’s no plot!
Get ready to plant your backside on the couch because Hollywood is once again digging through the trash…
Spider-Man 3 (2007) – It’s like a soap opera but with more falling buildings!
Web Slinger Returns to Tangle in Own Mess The neighborhood wall crawler is back in Spider-Man 3 and…
How to Train Your Dragon (2025) – It’s the same lizard you loved before, just with more expensive scales!
Live-Action Dragons Are Here And My Grumpiness Is On A Budget The big news this week is that…
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) – Even dragons can have a mid-life crisis.
PREVIEW: VIKING BRATS AND THEIR OVERGROWN LIZARDS RETURN FOR ONE LAST FLY-BY Get your earplugs and your tissues…