How to Train Your Dragon (2025) – It’s the same lizard you loved before, just with more expensive scales!
Live-Action Dragons Are Here And My Grumpiness Is On A Budget The big news this week is that…
Movies
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) – Even dragons can have a mid-life crisis.
PREVIEW: VIKING BRATS AND THEIR OVERGROWN LIZARDS RETURN FOR ONE LAST FLY-BY Get your earplugs and your tissues…
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) – The only thing higher than these dragons is the therapy bill
THE VIKING SEQUEL NO ONE ASKED FOR BUT EVERYONE GOT The town of Berk is back in the…
How To Train Your Dragon (2010) – The first time I ever wanted to hug a lizard.
Vikings, Dragons, and Kids Who Don’t Listen The local cinema is currently being invaded by a swarm of…
Law Abiding Citizen (2009) – A movie for people who think the “Justice System” is just a suggestion.
It’s the only movie where the guy in solitary confinement has a better social life and more gadgets…
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2006) – Two Vaughns, One Brain, and a Cannibal: Why My Head Hurts.
Come for the time-traveling Vince Vaughn, stay for the cannibal hitman and the crushing realization that even in…
Dr. No (1962) – License to kill, but no license to chill, Jim needs a hobby and a pair of pants.
A Fossil in a Tuxedo If you’re tired of scrolling through endless menus of teenage vampires and “influencers”…
Back to the Future Part III (2000) – I came for time-traveling shenanigans, not a senior citizen’s square dance.
COWBOYS, CLOCKS, AND CALCULATED CASH-GRABS Well, they finally did it. They sent the kid with the puffy vest…
Back To The Future Part II (1989) – If I wanted to be this confused about what year it was, I’d just have another glass of scotch and stare at my calendar.
FUTURE TENSE AND PAST IMPERFECT If you thought the first movie was a headache, grab some aspirin and…
Back To The Future (1985) – It’s got heart, even if that heart is slightly confused about its own family tree.
HILL VALLEY OR HILL NO? If you went to the movie theater in 1985 like I did, you…