Magnolia (1999): If you like frogs and emotional trauma, this is your Citizen Kane.
Hold onto your hats because we are diving into a three hour marathon of people crying and screaming…
Movies
The Running Man (2025): A movie so fast-paced, you’ll forget there’s no plot!
Get ready to plant your backside on the couch because Hollywood is once again digging through the trash…
Spider-Man 3 (2007) – It’s like a soap opera but with more falling buildings!
Web Slinger Returns to Tangle in Own Mess The neighborhood wall crawler is back in Spider-Man 3 and…
How to Train Your Dragon (2025) – It’s the same lizard you loved before, just with more expensive scales!
Live-Action Dragons Are Here And My Grumpiness Is On A Budget The big news this week is that…
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) – Even dragons can have a mid-life crisis.
PREVIEW: VIKING BRATS AND THEIR OVERGROWN LIZARDS RETURN FOR ONE LAST FLY-BY Get your earplugs and your tissues…
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) – The only thing higher than these dragons is the therapy bill
THE VIKING SEQUEL NO ONE ASKED FOR BUT EVERYONE GOT The town of Berk is back in the…
How To Train Your Dragon (2010) – The first time I ever wanted to hug a lizard.
Vikings, Dragons, and Kids Who Don’t Listen The local cinema is currently being invaded by a swarm of…
Law Abiding Citizen (2009) – A movie for people who think the “Justice System” is just a suggestion.
It’s the only movie where the guy in solitary confinement has a better social life and more gadgets…
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2006) – Two Vaughns, One Brain, and a Cannibal: Why My Head Hurts.
Come for the time-traveling Vince Vaughn, stay for the cannibal hitman and the crushing realization that even in…
Dr. No (1962) – License to kill, but no license to chill, Jim needs a hobby and a pair of pants.
A Fossil in a Tuxedo If you’re tired of scrolling through endless menus of teenage vampires and “influencers”…