Back to the Future Part III (2000) – I came for time-traveling shenanigans, not a senior citizen’s square dance.
COWBOYS, CLOCKS, AND CALCULATED CASH-GRABS Well, they finally did it. They sent the kid with the puffy vest…
Movies
Back To The Future Part II (1989) – If I wanted to be this confused about what year it was, I’d just have another glass of scotch and stare at my calendar.
FUTURE TENSE AND PAST IMPERFECT If you thought the first movie was a headache, grab some aspirin and…
Back To The Future (1985) – It’s got heart, even if that heart is slightly confused about its own family tree.
HILL VALLEY OR HILL NO? If you went to the movie theater in 1985 like I did, you…
Bad Man (2025) – Fargo for dummies
Preview: A Southern Fried Mess In an era where “entertainment” usually involves a teenager dancing for thirty seconds…
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2026) – Finally, a movie that hates your grandkids as much as I do.
A Chaotic Quest to Save the Future: Verbinski’s Wild Return Director Gore Verbinski, the man who gave us…
Daybreakers (2010) – Immortal, annoyed, and still smoking. My kind of people.
In a near‑future where vampires are the dominant species, humans are farmed for blood and those deprived of…
Clerks The Animated Series (2000) – Oh Great, Now They’re Cartoons
I usually only review movies, but now that I am doing all of the View Askewverse movies I…
Clerks (1994) – A movie for people who hate people. Finally, something I can get behind.
New Jersey Slackers Take Over the Big Screen In an era where Hollywood usually insists on shoving million-dollar…
Dredd (2012) – In a city full of garbage, he’s the only one who actually takes it out.
Law and Disorder in the Mega-Slums In a world where the air is probably 90% exhaust and people…
Battle of the Badges: Stallone vs. Urban
Dredd v. Dredd Back in 1995, Hollywood decided that the world needed a Judge Dredd movie, but they…