Violent Night (2022) – Santa Slays
Ho-ho-holy reindeer droppings, folks! Just when you thought Christmas movies were more mind-numbing than just another typical Hallmark…
Movies
Double Dragon (1994) – 1 Broken Joystick
Double Dragon is a cinematic disaster that serves as a cautionary tale about the perils of video game…
Prey (2022) – 4 Sharpened Tomahawks
Prey is a refreshing departure from the typical Predator franchise, offering a unique and culturally significant perspective. Set…
SLC Punk (1998) – 4 Safety-Pinned Mohawks
In the vibrant and rebellious world of 1980s punk rock, “SLC Punk!” stands out as a cult classic…
Aliens (1986) – 5 Acid-Drooling Space Nightmares
In space, everyone can hear you scream… with excitement! “Aliens” is a science fiction action film released in…
Lucky Number Slevin (2006) – 4.5 Convoluted Coincidences
Lucky Number Slevin! Now we’re talking about a film that’s as slick as a used car salesman and…
Lucky Number Slevin (2006) – 4.5 Convoluted Coincidences
Lucky Number Slevin! Now we’re talking about a film that’s as slick as a used car salesman and…
Friday the 13th (2009) – 3 Rusty Machetes
Against the advice of locals and police, Clay (Jared Padalecki) scours the eerie woods surrounding Crystal Lake for…
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) – 3.5 Burnt Fedoras
Review of A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors by Ben Dover Ah, A Nightmare on Elm…
Singularity (2017) – 1.0 Fake Katness,
Review by Ben Dover: Well, short-circuit my pacemaker and call me a Luddite! Just when I thought Hollywood…