The Nines (2007)- Ryan Reynolds’ Interminable Descent Into Avant-Garde Whimsy
The Nines tells three short stories, the first of about an actor who is under house arrest after…
Movies
The Final Cut (2004): Robin Williams’ Baffling Descent into Dystopian Tedium
The Final Cut is a 2004 science fiction psychological thriller film directed by Omar Naim and starring Robin…
Battlefield Earth (2000): An Unprecedented Amalgamation of Cinematic Feces
Battlefield Earth is a 2000 American science fiction film directed by Roger Christian, based on the 1982 novel…
Smiley Face (2007) – Anna Faris’ Descent into Cinematic Ignominy
Smiley Face follows the story of a young actress (Anna Faris) who, after mistakenly consuming marijuana-laced cupcakes, embarks…
Southland Tales (2006) – Richard Kelly’s Magnum Opus of Unintelligible Madness
Southland Tales is a dystopian black comedy thriller film written and directed by Richard Kelly. The film is…
Mars Attacks! (1996) Tim Burton’s Schlocky, Campy Assault on Good Taste
Mars Attacks! is a 1996 black comedy science fiction film directed by Tim Burton, featuring a massive cast…
Crank (2006): A High-Octane Masterclass in Ridiculous Cinema
“Crank” is a 2006 American action film starring Jason Statham as professional assassin Chev Chelios. In the movie,…
Mac and Me (1988)
“Mac and Me” is a 1988 American science fiction film co-written and directed by Stewart Raffill, featuring a…
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Planet of the Apes is a 2001 American science fiction adventure film directed by Tim Burton from a…
Steel (1997)
A scientist for the military turns himself into a cartoon-like superhero when a version of one of his…