Goldeneye (1995) – Bond did everything before that Ethan Hunt fella even thought of it.
Back in my day, spies were suave, they had gadgets that actually made sense (a pen that shoots…
Reviews
Pink Floyd: The Wall (1982) – An absolutely miserable must see.
You think you know weird? You think you know depressing? Well, this flick’s got both in spades, and…
Jupiter Ascending (2015) – Bee People and Bad Decisions
They tried to sell this monstrosity as some grand space opera, a sci-fi epic for the ages. The…
Superman IV: The Quest for a Refund. (1987)
I am just going to apologize in advance if you have watched this we can suffer together because…
Earth Girls are Easy (1989)
Ahh, the 80’s, Hollywood, in its infinite wisdom, decided that what the world really needed was is a…
EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP: SORT OF A BANKSY FILM
“Exit Through the Gift Shop” is either the most brilliant documentary I’ve seen in decades or the most…
Mr. Nobody (2013) – The Butterfly Effect on Acid
Alright, settle down, you whippersnappers. Ben Dover’s here to tell you about that “art film” nonsense, Mr. Nobody.…
Superman III (1983) – When Computers Attack (and Richard Pryor Tries to Help)
Superman III promised to be a thrilling continuation of the Superman saga. Instead, it delivered a confusing blend…
The NeverEnding Story (1984)
Back in my day, movies were about cowboys, gangsters, or maybe a good ol’ musical. Now, we’ve got…
Tenet (2020): Christopher Nolan’s Latest Attempt to Make My Brain Hurt
Christopher Nolan, that fella who thinks he’s so clever with his twisty timelines, is back at it again.…