The Covenant (2006) – The Coven-Can’t”!
Oh, where do I even begin with this one? “The Covenant,” huh? More like “The Conven-Can’t”! This film…
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Forbidden Planet (1956): A Cranky Critic’s Galactic Rant
Hello, film aficionados! It’s your favorite grumpy film critic, Ben Dover, here to dissect the supposed sci-fi gem,…
The Goonies (1985)
Goonies Never Say Die! Ahoy, me hearties! Grab your treasure maps and dust off your pirate hats because…
Ghosts of Mars (2001)
Today, we’re taking a joyride through the red dust of Mars with John Carpenter’s “Ghosts of Mars,” a…