Brightburn (2019): It turns out the best argument against ‘Nature vs. Nurture’ involves heat vision and a lot of gore.
Remember that wholesome story about the alien baby who crashed on Earth and grew up to be a…
Reviews
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain: Behold, the final, pathetic whimper of the series
Oh, you’re a glutton for punishment, are you? Well, you asked for it. This is where the franchise…
3 Ninjas Knuckle Up: Bizarro World Ninjas Take on Toxic Waste
This is where the 3 Ninjas saga enters its most bizarre phase—a chronological nightmare that only Hollywood’s corporate…
3 Ninjas Kick Back: They Kicked the Plot Back to the Writer’s Room, Then Burned the Room Down
From Suburbia to Samurai: The Tum-Tum Trilogy Continues with an All-Expenses-Paid Trip to Tokyo They’re back! Rocky, Colt,…
3 Ninjas – What if Home Alone met The Karate Kid and then immediately suffered a crippling head injury
3 Ninjas, a movie that answers the question, “What if Home Alone met The Karate Kid and then…
The Lighthouse (2019): A Dark & Stormy Naptime
Get ready for a movie experience that’s less a film and more a two-hour-long, black-and-white therapy session for…
Idle Hands (1999) – Will the youth of today finally get off the couch to defeat a demonic force, or will they just smoke more oregano?
Teen Slackers Learn a Lesson in Homicidal Hilarity in Idle Hands This weekend, prepare for a cinematic experience…
The Mighty Ducks (1992)
An Ice-Cold Reminder of the ’90s, Where Convicted Drunk Drivers Get to Mold Our Youth… or… How a…
Peacemaker Season 2: Both deeply ridiculous and surprisingly heartfelt.
PEACEMAKER: SEASON 2 It’s back to basics, kinda, as Christopher Smith (a.k.a. Peacemaker) tries to find his footing…
The Butterfly Effect 3: The third time is absolutely not the charm
Another Day, Another Dimension This week, we’re dragged back into the mind-bending, rule-breaking world of time travel with…