Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2026) – Finally, a movie that hates your grandkids as much as I do.
A Chaotic Quest to Save the Future: Verbinski’s Wild Return Director Gore Verbinski, the man who gave us…
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Daybreakers (2010) – Immortal, annoyed, and still smoking. My kind of people.
In a near‑future where vampires are the dominant species, humans are farmed for blood and those deprived of…
Clerks The Animated Series (2000) – Oh Great, Now They’re Cartoons
I usually only review movies, but now that I am doing all of the View Askewverse movies I…
Clerks (1994) – A movie for people who hate people. Finally, something I can get behind.
New Jersey Slackers Take Over the Big Screen In an era where Hollywood usually insists on shoving million-dollar…
Dredd (2012) – In a city full of garbage, he’s the only one who actually takes it out.
Law and Disorder in the Mega-Slums In a world where the air is probably 90% exhaust and people…
Judge Dredd (1995) -Stallone executes my patience.
He’s the Judge, the Jury, and the Executioner of my patience—Sylvester Stallone puts on a gold codpiece to…
Masterminds (1997) – Proof that even a Shakespearean education is no match for 90s screenwriting
If you’re looking for a reason to keep your kids out of those fancy private schools, look no…
Free Guy (2021) – “Hi my name is Ryan Reynolds and I’m playing the role of Ryan Reynolds”
Big City Blues and Blue Shirts: A Digital Headache In an era where the local cinema is being…
The Godfather Part II (1974) – If you’re suffering from a terminal case of insomnia, skip the drug store and pop in The Godfather Part II.
Lock your doors and hide your olive oil, because the Corleones are back. Director Francis Ford Coppola has…
Pump Up the Volume (1990) – It’s obnoxious, loud, and the protagonist needs a haircut, but dammit, it’s got a pulse.
Pump Up the Volume is essentially the “cool older cousin” of the 90s teen movie genre. It’s got…